Dear mister-whoever-you-are-wherever-you-are,

I read this somewhere, and it's too cute not to share....

Dear mister-whoever-you-are-wherever-you-are,

(but someday destined to be by my side.)

i’m not sure where you are, 

but if you could hurry up 

that would be just peachy.

because the sooner we find each other,

the sooner we can get this party started.

and while i do prefer to be fashionably late

when it comes to parties,

i also know to never 

—under any circumstances—

be tardy to the party.

and you know what, 

mister-whoever-you-are-wherever-you-are?

because you were made for me,

and me for you,

you’ll understand that reference
(and love me anyway).

love, your smitten fraulein